Welcome to Week 4 and this week sees a name change. From now on this will be called The News Highlights of the Week! It just sounds better than News of the Week! Last week was quite good and hopefully this week doesn’t disappoint either!
So without further ado, let’s begin with Graveyard’s The News Highlights of the Week!
CAR ON WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD BY RAF CROUGHTON
Yet another stupid vegetable driving on the wrong side of the road near RAF Croughton, where Harry Dunn was killed by the same scenario. Why the hell do we need US bases in the UK? We’ve got our own army (That has a proven record in winning wars!). Oh, I get it – We have US bases so that the Americans can learn how to win! Close the US bases, send them home or teach the bastards how to drive! They’re dangerous and will cause another fatal accident! Luckily, there was no accident this time. courtesy of Sky News 15/2/20 https://news.sky.com/story/harry-dunn-car-seen-on-wrong-side-of-road-near-raf-croughton-11934501
CAROLINE FLACK DEAD
This is sad news. But the reporting came in three stages. First it was there are reports of her death, but no evidence. Then it was confirmed she had died and finally it came out that she had taken her own life. Well, as soon as I first heard it I could have told you it was a suicide. That’s one way to get out of your trial! If her ‘boyfriend’ hurries up with his turn, we could get a 2-4-1 deal at the Co-oP! How’s her dog? I think I will do a GraveTalk about this. I think it’s a suitable subject. courtesy of Liverpool Echo 15/2/20 https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/caroline-flack-found-dead-home-17755850
IF YOU OR SOMEBODY YOU KNOW ARE SUFFERING OR AFFECTED BY MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS, DON’T SUFFER ALONE. THERE ARE PLENTY OF OPTIONS AVAILABLE TO YOU. TALK TO SOMEONE! BE THERE, TALK, HELP!
ELTON JOHN GETS PNEUMONIA
Spiffing! Two dead in 2 days! Don’t worry it’s not serious (Or it could be, you know at his age!) courtesy Sky News 16/2/20 https://news.sky.com/story/elton-john-ends-new-zealand-show-early-after-walking-pneumonia-diagnosis-11935538
ALL SCHOOLS SHOULD TEACH SIGN-LANGUAGE
Why? The only sign language you need is what you learn from drivers! Or is that classed as hand gestures? courtesy Sky News 16/2/20 https://news.sky.com/story/call-for-all-schools-to-teach-sign-language-to-make-world-inclusive-11935352
MET OFFICE NEW £1.2 BILLION SUPER COMPUTER
Is this the most fantastic example of wasting money! What, will the North actually get weather warnings when the weather doesn’t affect the whole country? Because the Monday before Storm Ciara Liverpool had strong winds but no mention of it nor any warnings but as soon as the weather affects down South all of a sudden there are warnings! Also, this new ‘super computer’ only predicts the weather – For £1.2 billion I would want it to tell me the exact weather! And I don’t want to know what the weathers like in India or Australia (Unless I’m going there), so why can’t they get their own ‘super computer’? courtesy of BBC News 17/2/20 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-51504002
BBC PUNDIT RACISM
What? Racism in English football? No! The way you have the media go on about other countries when the UK isn’t as morally correct is astonishing! Now if this was another country – i.e. Bulgaria – newspapers would be out to disgrace them! Not going to say anymore, just deleting a chunk then as I don’t want this to be another GraveTalk – This is supposed to be fun; making fun or finding the funniest news stories of the week. courtesy of Sky News 17/2/20 https://news.sky.com/story/bbc-sack-pundit-craig-ramage-over-criticism-of-derby-countys-young-black-lads-11936257
SOLAR POWERED PLANE
Is it me or does loads of 9/11 come to mind! These planes will be good during the day but how do we know the batteries will have stored enough power to get through the night? Wouldn’t like to fly to Australia on one! courtesy of Sky News 17/2/20 https://news.sky.com/story/solar-powered-plane-which-could-be-airborne-for-a-year-completes-first-flight-11936388
NEW BRIGHTON STREET BECOMES A HIT
Now this is a nice story and one that makes a lot of sense when trying to rejuvenate an area. Rather than knock down the buildings and build new ones, residents on Victoria Road in New Brighton have painted the currents buildings making art from them. Okay, this doesn’t mean the buildings are safe but old buildings are knocked down just to make room for new regeneration work. However, if the buildings are constructionally sound why knock them down? Turning them into street art and can help regenerate an area just as good and could help turn around high streets. I think this idea should start spreading and maybe the British high street can have a positive change of fortunes! courtesy of Liverpool Echo 17/2/20 https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/whats-on/arts-culture-news/ramshackle-new-brighton-street-thats-17722031
CAROLINE FLACK’S DEATH INQUEST DATE
That’s great news but when’s the date for her ‘state’ funeral?
All the bloody fuss over her death, you’d think she was having a state funeral! The whole thing was to gain her back public sympathy anyway – Just so she wouldn’t remembered as an abuser after her trial. It’s just a way to keep her in the public eye. I may be hard but just because someone dies doesn’t mean they automatically become a saint! It’s sad that she died but get a grip! courtesy of Sky News 18/2/20 https://news.sky.com/story/caroline-flack-inquest-to-open-tomorrow-after-death-at-weekend-11937117
INDIA ACCUSED OF HIDING POOR AHEAD OF TRUMP VISIT
No they’re not. They’re simply building a wall to show Trump how it’s done! India want to show him that if he had outsourced to them, his wall would’ve been built a lot better and faster! What he’s been in the job for nearly 4 years and his wall is barely finished. India have only been building their wall for what – a week and it’s nearly done? So if you need a wall, go for an Indian! courtesy of Sky News 18/2/20 https://news.sky.com/story/india-accused-of-hiding-poor-people-ahead-of-trump-visit-11937197
EVERYONE IS SAYING THE SAME THING ABOUT DAVID WALLIAMS
I’m not! What he said wasn’t even bad. It wasn’t a joke but people slagging him off is just pathetic. He doesn’t need to issue a public apology. What else is pathetic is what Steph Davis Tweeted mentioning how it’s not a suicide but manslaughter – the stupid cow! People just need to grow some thicker skin. So you have to be nice all the time? Does that involve not criticising people? Jesus christ if this was a man being put on trial for assaulting a woman, they’d be hung out to dry, drawn and quartered! And if that man committed suicide before the trial feminists would be talking about where’s the justice for his victim! But a woman can assault a man and she still somehow comes out as the victim? Equality? What equality? I’m sorry for her family’s loss and yes it is sad she took her own life but she she attacked someone! You can not go around attacking people! Just because her boyfriend says he hasn’t pressed charges, doesn’t mean he hasn’t. So his word is gospel is it? Now he’ll either kill himself or take advantage of his new found ‘sympathy fame’. courtesy of The Hook 18/2/20 https://thehooksite.com/everyone-is-saying-the-same-thing-about-david-walliams-following-his-caroline-flack-joke-at-ntas/
MAN HAS PICTURES OF PEOPLE FUCKING DOGS
Okay. Moving on… courtesy of Liverpool Echo 18/2/20 https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/man-sick-images-child-abuse-17771423
NEW UK IMMIGRATION SYSTEM
Is Priti Patel the most stupid woman? This ‘new’ system seems quite familiar to the current one we have, except that EU citizens will now need to abide by it. (I’ve mentioned this in my EU GraveTalks) courtesy of The Guardian 19/2/20 https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/feb/19/immigration-firms-will-need-to-train-more-uk-workers-says-priti-patel
LONDON MOSQUE STABBING
Now if this was a Muslim stabbing someone in a church this would be classed as a terror attack! Just saying! Just hang these bastards to finally be rid of them! courtesy of Sky News 20/2/20 https://news.sky.com/story/man-stabbed-at-mosque-in-londons-regents-park-11938761
RAP STAR DAVE HITS BACK AT PRITI PATEL
Good on him! Boris Johnson is cunning racist and conniving opportunist and Priti Patel is an evil little cow! Love how she doesn’t answer questions of her on family’s immigration – Her ancestors moved to Uganda, but they didn’t want them so they moved to Britain (We’re the only country stupid enough to take them!). The problem with immigration is simple. People are trying to make out that it is the EU citizens freedom of movement causing the problem; it’s not! The problem is that the UK let’s in non-EU citizens under the EU’s freedom of movement (FoM is for EU members only, but Britain applies it to every country then who have tits like farage who uses British incompetencies against the EU! – Still everyone will realise they’ve been fooled soon enough!) courtesy of Sky News 20/2/20 https://www.google.com/searchq=incompetencies&rlz=1C1YUOF_enGB801GB801&oq=imcompentencies&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0l7.12365j1j4&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
CHEWING GUM FOUND IN CHINESE TAKEAWAY
A customer has complained because they found chewing gum in their chips from Silver City, Wirral – The takeaway though he wanted his meal extra chewy rather than extra crispy! To be fair there are worse things he could get from a Chinese takeaway! courtesy of Liverpool Echo 20/2/20 https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/customer-complains-chewing-gum-chips-17778884
WOMAN ASKED TO COVER UP
What’s wrong with wearing black swimsuit? If she wore a bikini, I’d say thank you God – Can’t see the problem with this one! courtesy of The Sun 21/2/20 https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/11007654/woman-cover-up-sauna-too-sexy/
POLICE STOP AND SEARCH INNOCENT BLACK MAN
Is this Boris Johnson’s Americanisation in-action? courtesy of The Independent 21/2/20 https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/stop-search-london-met-police-black-man-hands-pockets-oxford-circus-a9349311.html
What a week we’ve had. There’s been a few deaths, shock and strange moments this week. Please note that no offense was meant with any commentaries this week.
Hope you enjoyed it this week – I think it’s better than last week, especially with the picture and video (I will be including more of them in future editions!)
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